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Attack of the Lushites

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In this thrilling, adventure-laden, grease-stained, booze-soaked comedy spanning the galaxy of tomorrow, two unlikely heroes find each other as they struggle to save addiction for all human and alien kind. 

Join fast food junkie, Jalapeno Popover, and booze-hound Bud Wiser, as their two cultures clash in a titanic meeting of two intergalactic species so different it’s just plain goofy.

Attack of the Lushites tells the harrowing story of mail clerk, Jal Popover who, at risk of losing his fat-and-sassy job forever, must deliver the first mail received in six-hundred years. It must be bad news. 

Fear strikes at his clogged arteries because Jal LOVES his job. How will he watch vids of old movies all night if he loses his waistline-expanding job? 

The Lushites are coming! The Lushites are coming!

What should we do? Where should we hide? 

Aw, screw it. Let’s have lunch…

Note from publisher: When you purchase the trade paperback edition of this title at Amazon the ebook edition is free. Offer only good at Amazon. 

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November 15, 2011
This title was added to our catalog on November 14, 2011.