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This Book Contains No Geese

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A collection of short fiction and poetry, featuring (among others)

  • Urban fantasy a la Wodehouse
  • The truth as to why all supermarkets look the same
  • An intense tale of woodworking and suicide
  • No geese
  • And a poem about potatoes

As the title insists, This Book Contains No Geese does not contain geese at all. There are no geese in between the pages, this is not a trick. The book contains absolutely no geese, and as such no geese were harmed in the making of this book. 

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File Last Updated:
March 30, 2020
This title was added to our catalog on March 30, 2020.
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