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When priests from the Temple of the Night Sun called for the most heroic adventurers in the land to help them with their dragon problem, they maybe expected a bit more than Shea, Shirtless, Tooth, Tinaris, and Ruby. 

But like it or not, this crew of foul-mouthed, incompetent, and surly murder hoboes go on a dragon hunt, racing a much more capable group of adventurers through undead wastes, treacherous forests, and the dreaded Mountains of Confrontation.

Will the “heroes” find out what is behind the treachery in the Mountains of Confrontation? Will they stop bickering long enough to fight the big bad? Will they stop dropping f-bombs every third word?

Read to find out.

Goddamn F*cking Dragons: A Novel About Terrible Heroes is a tribute to the world’s greatest roleplaying game, featuring fantasy heroes that behave like they do at our tables.

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