Fred has been a fighter for nearly three weeks. He has figured out how to use a sword and how to explore monster-infested caverns. But he hasn't figured out how to deal with his crush on Yellin' Helen, the deadliest woman in the Fighters' Guild. How can a first-level fighter impress a woman who can cleave through goblins so effortlessly? Maybe he needs to stop crawling dungeons with her and take her... [click here for more]