He'll smoke you twice before you hit the ground.
"Blood soaked and terse, J.T. McCutchen is an epic anti-hero in the making." "It's about time the world gets a reefer-smoking, lotus-sitting, Texas Ranger bad ass!" WARNING: Fans of Walker, Texas Ranger may be offended by the action depicted within this digital short. Although, I'm sure Chuck Norris... [click here for more]
The Great Train Robbery goes south of the border
"Dirty, rotten hombres with dynamite. Hell yes!" "A classic caper orchestrated with charming despicableness and rollicking fun." WARNING: Virtual horses were virtually harmed during the digitization of this digital short.
Pancho Villa's latest General isn't like any of... [click here for more]
Before there was Aliens there was Hell's Womb.
"I tried cutting the tension in this story with a knife before eventually resorting to a rusty chainsaw." "Put on your worst pair of underpants. Hell's Womb is just that scary." WARNING: This digital short is not recommended for anyone suffering from claustrophobia.
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Mad Max in a Model T
"A wild, apocalyptic ride with an irascible, Chiclet-chewing old cuss. Riveting from beginning to end!" "Better suited to NASCAR than the E.R., this Doc and his pimped out Model T kick serious keister." WARNING: All stunt driving and explosions within this digital short were written under controlled circumstances. The author strongly... [click here for more]
Kung Fu Vs. a Zombifying Plague.
"Haunting and Emotional. If Ghost Rider was a cowboy, this would be his backstory." "A more efficient beauty amidst mud-encrusted gore can't be found." WARNING: This digital short has not been endorsed by Cormac McCarthy. (If you know him, would you mind asking?)
For a man who has the... [click here for more]
Never get between a man's wheelchair and his sons.
"Holy S#!% I hope I just sat in chocolate pudding." "In the dust zone every man lives with a shotgun under his mattress and a bullet in his brain." WARNING: 7 out of 10 leading sciencticions think it only a matter of time before society is overrun by zombies.
Life in the post... [click here for more]
Raising Arizona meets Joe Black.
"A provocative moral tale as much about embracing life as meeting Death." "Never has Death been so human as a kiddie pool, a folding chair and a bottle of regret. If only the other three horseman could be as easy to relate to." WARNING: Handling a scythe without proper training could lead to accidental beheading.... [click here for more]