A collection of short fiction and poetry, featuring (among others)
Urban fantasy a la Wodehouse
The truth as to why all supermarkets look the same
An intense tale of woodworking and suicide
No geese
And a poem about potatoes
As the title insists, This Book Contains No Geese does not contain geese at all. There are no geese in between the pages, this is not a trick.... [click here for more]
While waiting for her werewolf boyfriend to treat her to her first drink for her 21st birthday, Ember hears a gun.
(A short story of about 3600 words—about 13 minutes of reading for the average reader) ... [click here for more]
Emris Winters has been around a long time, long enough that she shouldn’t still be sane. And a budding necromancer has discovered her particular vulnerabilities.
(A short story of 4,100 words.)
Contains: mild language, recreational drug use, violence, gore, and kissing cousins.
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Cass doesn't do ghosts. Ever. Of course, Gran doesn't take 'go to hell' as an answer when she calls Cass looking for a ride - in the middle of a snowstorm - at 2:00 in the morning.
At least Gran provides coffee, and all things considered, Cass's waiting in the car isn't too bad. Gran goes inside, does her psychic thing while Cass does her thing by staying away from the ghost.
A good plan,... [click here for more]
Sometimes, what you are and what those around you are willing to accept don’t match up, even if you are a selkie.
(A short story of about 6400 words—about 25 minutes of reading for the average reader) ... [click here for more]
AFTER "A BADGE AND A BULLY"…
Rescuing a boy from a gator had been enough excitement for Ember’s evening, but the night’s just beginning.
(A short story of about 6800 words; about 25 minutes for the average reader.) ... [click here for more]