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Literary Heroin: A Twilight Parody

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Summary:

Isobel's fanfiction dream comes true when Edwin and Jacobus materialize out of thin air. But the two hunks secretly have the hots for each other...

* Part of the Bad Romance seven deadly sins anthology. This Twilight parody covers the deadly sin of Gluttony.

Genre: Fiction (satire / parodies) | 22,000 Words

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WARNING! The following story is more or less horrifying or humorous. jessINK would like to apologize in advance for any offense Twilight fans might take from the caustic descriptions in Literary Heroin.

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* Dedication: For everyone who loathes sparkly vampires—and their predecessors. For anyone who cares about arts, culture, and society. And last but not least: for Twihards.

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Reviews (real comments by Twihards on Jess's abysmal work):

"Damn i feel so sorry for people LYK YOU!!" -- 14 y/o "Breaking Dawn Fan" | Jan 2010

"The hypey-blurb and the Twilight reference actually turns me off from wanting to read [EyeLeash: A Blog Novel]. Just because Bella isn't good enough for all you feminists doesn't mean she isn't a positive role model. I LIKE BELLA." -- Z.E.W., 31 y/o female, Texas | Oct 2011

"A dumb story where nothing happens." -- Romance Addict / Vampire Fan | on The Devilin Fey (an incubus story)

Excerpt:

Ms. Isobel Swann, the English teacher, looked at her star pupil.

"So, what did you think of Twue Wuv?" Isobel asked with a sweet smile.

"I learned that it's okay to feel the way I do: that my life has no meaning unless I have a boyfriend," gushed Stephenie, Renesmee's BFF.

Stephenie was overweight but enjoyed dressing provocatively. She thought the guys couldn't handle her. Most of them were scared off by her seductive ways and non-stop approaches towards anyone in class who owned a pair of testicles.

"A real man is like the perfect vampire-boy and all the perfect guys in Twue Wuv."

Author Bio:

Jess is an author/artist/non-conformist who’s dedicated to writing original stories that are both meaningful and entertaining.

Most of Jess’s work is fueled by an intense drive to inspire others to favor social/spiritual values over shallow values. Visit her website for free samples and more!

jesscscott.com
jessINK.com

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